Boxing, Naked Sushi, and Sexual Assault (NSFW)

June 2024 · 4 minute read

Not a ton going on in the fight world this weekend that catches my eye… I am probably going to watch Oleksandr Gvozdyk vs. Doudou Ngumbu Saturday night for Gvozdyk’s WBC light heavyweight title on ESPN, and Golden Boy‘s Ryan Garcia is fighting Jose Lopez that same night over on DAZN.

Outside of that, I wanted to throw you guys a little recap of something that happened last Saturday PLUS a new development that dropped earlier today… It has very little to do with boxing so stay with it even if you’re not a fan.

I watched a pretty good heavyweight fight Saturday night when IBF contender Kubrat Pulev beat underdog Bogdan Dinu in a fight set up to give Pulev a clear shot at a belt.

I wasn’t expecting much, but I became more intrigued once Pulev had a monster cut open outside his left eye in the fourth round… The result of clean punches from Dinu.

Once Bogdan saw he had his man cut, he really went for it, but he might’ve punched himself out. Meanwhile, the 37-year-old veteran Pulev stayed calm, didn’t let the cut panic him, and weathered the ensuing barrage of punches.

In the seventh round, the tide had clearly turned and Pulev put Dinu down, but then added a little bit of controversy when he landed a shot to the back of Dinu’s head when Dinu was on the canvas.  The referee took a point from Pulev, but also ruled it a legal knockdown.

After being given some time to recover, Dinu got back into the fight but was floored a second time on a right hand from Pulev.  He got up just before the count of 10, but was dropped a third time, and ultimately stopped at 2:40 of the seventh round.

The real hero of the fight was Pulev’s cut-man who miraculously closed the massive “Y” shaped cut.

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The fight had just about everything I look for in a fight- Heavyweights slugging it out with championship implications… A little controversy to make it interesting with Pulev’s rabbit-punches… A LOT of blood… A bunch of knockdowns.

I say the fight had “just about everything” because there was one thing it lacked?…. ROMANCE!

But that’s only because I didn’t stick around to watch the post-fight interview…

The name of the young lady is Jenny Sushe (real name Jennifer Ravalo), a reporter covering sushi, sports, and entertainment for Vegas Sports Daily.

From what I can tell, outside of reporting, she also owns a sushi catering company called Su She Art that serves raw fish off of naked bodies.

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I have been to events before that served sushi like this and I always thought it was a neat idea.

There was one event where they had a naked male model lying on his stomach with maybe 50 or 60 chopsticks fanned-out sticking out of his ass-crack… Almost like a wooden ass-mohawk.  Was a sight to behold, but I opted to eat with my hands that night.

But back to Pulev/Sushe… After the video of him grabbing a kiss went viral, Pulev posted that he and Jenny were close friends and that is was no big deal.

He lied.

Today, Sushe (with the help of the often toxic Gloria Allred) took to the airwaves with her intention to get back her pound of flesh from Pulev’s ass.

I just did a pretty big series of blogs about celebrity pieces of shit, and the exploits of other athletes in those blogs make this incident seem pretty tame, but that is no excuse for what he did.

Boxers often abstain from sex for 1-3 months before a fight in order to save their legs, so I am sure this big dumb Bulgarian was pretty backed-up, but that is no excuse either.

From the extensive creepy snooping I performed online, it seems like Sushe doesn’t own an outfit that DOESN’T display her massive cans, but that is no excuse either.

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Pulev fucked up, and he did it at the worst possible time.

He’ll be 38 later this year which is old for a boxer.  He’s 27-1 with his only loss coming from Wladimir Klitschko in 2014.  He doesn’t have any signature wins but is still the mandatory IBF opponent for Anthony Joshua AND his relationship with ESPN makes him a potential easy matchup for Tyson Fury.

So this moron is a fight away from a much-bigger-than-normal payday versus a real opponent and he shoots it to shit by pulling a fucking Joe Namath…

At least Broadway Joe was bombed.

No cut man is gonna fix this mess, Kubrat… Prepare to write a sizable check that’s gonna hurt more than a 100 chopsticks up your ass.

Take a report.

-Large

PS- Kubrat Pulev’s girlfriend since 2007 is Bulgarian pop singer Andrea.

One name… You know… Like Bono or Sting except with big tits.

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